[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. (No shit Einstein, maybe because I am?)


TOTAL: 6


[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (Yeah, with a really long tongue...)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit. (Always when I have an English oral assessment task, too)

TOTAL: 10


[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Jared Followill, anyone?)

TOTAL: 12

[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (English it's one of those subjects you don't exactly have to pay attention in...)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (I AM NOT LOUD!!!!!!!!)

TOTAL: 17

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Wouldn't say accidentally...)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Yes, yes, I will eventually read TKAMB... eventually.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 21


[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently. (More 'err' than anything.)
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 30

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.


1. Post these rules
2. Each tagged person must tell 8 things about themselves
3. At the end you have to tag 8 people and post their icons in your journal
4. Then go back to their page with a comment saying you tagged them
5. No tag backs!

Stolen from someone... I'm a theif

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own a credit card
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car
[ ] You've done your own laundry
[ ] You can vote in an election
[ ] You can cook for yourself
[ ] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[x] You show up for school late a lot
[x] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket
[x] You've never gotten a detention
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday
[x] You like to take walks by yourself
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] You know how to do the dishes
[x] You can count to 10 in another language
[x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
[x] You can mow the lawn ($20 a pop)
[ ] You study even when you don't have to
[x] You have hand washed a car before

TOTAL SO FAR: 14


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up
[x] The people at a certain coffeeshop know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
[x] You can type pretty quick (However, this all depends on a person's definition of 'quick'

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
[x] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach (Is that seriously a question? Pshh)
[x]You use the internet every day
[ ]You have been outside of the united states 3 or more times (I wish...)
[ ]You make your bed in the morning

TOTAL: 23

I've decided to copy Myles Barlow and review aspects of life. I love his show so much. I will review each aspect as I come by them. Okay, so my first review...

School: 3/5 stars

It's a tedious day-to-day task, that seems somewhat pointless. Young adolesence believe in order to suceed they have to pass their high school education and obtain a diploma. This is not the case. DO NOT BE FOOLED!

You can simply drop out. Become a hobo and live a short and happy life. Sounds like heaven.

pick a word that starts with the first letter of your first name?
Laughter

is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
Of course. All my friends.


why aren' t you going out with the person you like?
It's extremely complicated, which really hurts.


is your profile private?
For some unkown anorexic reason. Yes.


what's something that always gives you the chills?
People sewwing needles into their own skin. Seriously.
Wtf?

how has this past week been for you?
Hectic.



who are you disappointed in right now?
My cat, he woke me up at 5 this morning. That chainsaw is looking pretty nice next to his head.
>D

when a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them or let them go?
I definately go after them, it's important to have such lovely friends in your life.


do you do your own laundry?
Nope. I can't wait to see what happens when I move out.


how many months until your birthday?
9

been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
Yes... I think... maybe?

does it bother you when your friends bring up your past mistakes?
It really depends on the 'friend'.



are you good at giving directions?
Somewhat, yes. I can give direction to my house! Take a left at Safeway.



if the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Winter ^^ cold and you get to drink hot chocolate and coffee all day long.
Also! Bringing soup to school, that's great!

if somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to tell you?
Definately not on the phone or MSN. Big 'no-no'.

Maybe at the corner? I dunno.


when was the last time you cried really hard?
When my Nanna passed away.


is there a girl that knows every thing or mostly every thing about you?
Yeppers, one wog girl who lives in WA.


what's one thing you want more than anything in your life?
My very own Black Pearl.


what was on your mind mostly today ?
Nothing. My God, I think my brain may have given up on me.


do you like winter time?
Oh yes, quite.


what was the last movie you watched?
Wild Child.
(but I may be going to see How To Lose Friends And Alienate People on the weekend)

suppose you see your crush kissing another person?
Heartbreaking.


if something was wrong, who is the first boy you would go to?
Depends.


who is the first girl you'd go to?
Again, it depends. Sofi, Lana, Bekles.


do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it?
I belive in karma, does that count?

does the last person who put their arms around you mean anything to you?
Definately, I love my mama.


when was the last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
Today, doing my oral. Although, they were more vicious and vicarious than butterflies... maybe wasps?

how's your heart lately?
93 beats per minute, why?

are you a jealous person?
Not really, life pans out the way it should. I'm not questioning it.


any plans for tomorrow?
Uhmm, school. Maybe...

if your bestfriend liked your ex, what would you do?
Seriously, why would anyone like that little dumb@%$^$%&&(#65

can you successfully blow up and tie a balloon?
Yes, with both hands tied around my back

do you want any tattoos? if so, where?
A fleur de lis on my left shoulder.


wheres the weirdest place you've changed clothes?
In a cupboard.


do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
It's a nice thought.


when's your birthday?
15th of July, but you all should know that.


what was the last thing you laughed at?
Me smashing chips in Sally's hair. Oh the joy! And no, I don't care if I seem wasteful.


who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
Ermm, Sofi, right now.


does the thought of marriage scare you?
Not in the slightest. Bring it on bitch.


what was the first thing you thought this morning?
A bloody massacre. Ahh, so lovely.


what colour are your eyes?
Blue-ey grey.


who do you hate currently?
They're on my assassination list.


do you get the recommended eight hours of sleep a night ?
Heck no, if I did I'd like fluffy bunnies and pink... and we all know that ain't ever gonna happen.


would you rather have your nose or tongue pierced?
Neither. I want my left eyebrow pierced.


would you date someone right now if they asked?
Depends on what I personally think of them.


why did you stop liking the last person you liked?
Unattainable.


do you have a best friend?
Yes ^^ she's the greatest.


have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
Define 'rock bottom', then I'll let you know.


do you give out second chances too easily?
Yes. Forgive and forget.


where is one place you want to visit?
Florida, I want to go on the POTC ride! >D

And not forgetting Forks.


do you like hugs or do you freak when people hug you?
I like hugs.
Feel the love!

do you have a bf/gf?
It's a secret.


who do you like?
My hands.
Aren't hands the greatest?

what did you do yesterday?
Stuff.


where did you sleep last night?
On my bed, in my room, in my house, on my street, in my suburb, in my state, in my country.


is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
Anger, I'd like to seek solace.


was it a boy or a girl you texted last?
I don't really know Laura's gender... haven't checked.


do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
Regular. It's white and pure.


when was the last time you had starbucks?
When I went on a shopping spree with my cousin Jess.


are you currently wanting any body piercings or tattoos?
Yes, when I'm eighteen I'm so getting my eyebrow pierced. I don't have a nice torso, so I'm not getting a belly-button ring.


do you sleep on your stomach?
Nope. I sleep in the fetus position.


does your phone ring in the middle of the night often?
Not really, everyone knows I'll kill them if they disturb my sleeping habits. I'm still yet to come after my sister with an axe.


are you ticklish?
Yes. Very.


And I hate it.


angry at anyone?
No, actually.


who would you do anything for?
My friends, I love them all.


have you ever kissed in the rain?
No, I don't like getting wet.


what should you be doing right now?
Nothing. I have absolutely nothing to do.


what are you thinking of right now?
Scissors.


who was the last person who yelled at you?
Emily, to let me know thta I should sponser her. That really isn't going to happen.


where is your best friend right now?
Uhmm. She's located in... her mother's stomach? She ate you?

are you planning on going to college?
I'd love to, but I don't think I'm smart enough.


how old is the first person on your top friends?
15

would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
Definately.

Pillaged from

--Dracula--
[x] Blood intrigues you.
[x] You prefer night over day.
[x] Bats and wolves are your friends. (A wolf to be precise)
[x] You wish you could fly.
[x] You despise mirrors.
[x] Coffins don't bother you in the least.
[x] Living forever sounds like a great idea.
[ ] You can hang upside down for long periods of time.
[ ] Garlic is your kryptonite.
[x] You sleep all day.
Total: 8 (YAY!)

--Frankenstein--
[x] You owe a lot to your creator.
[ ] Fire is scary!
[x] You are unpredictable.
[x] You are very tall. (Is 5"8 tall for a young lady?)
[ ] Little kids are more fond of you than adults.
[x] Most people don't understand you.
[ ] Your speech leaves a lot to be desired.
[ ] You often look a little green.
[x] Fashion means nothing to you; it's like you wear the same thing everyday. (School uniform)
[ ] You wish you had more friends. (I more or less need to get rid of some XD)
Total: 5

--Werewolf--
[ ] You're quite furry.
[ ] The full moon drives you wild.
[ ] You often wake up in strange places with no memory of the night before.
[x] Silver repulses you. (I prefer gold... it's shiny-er!)
[x] Dogs hate you. (They bite me ;.; I hate them)
[ ] You love raw meat.
[ ] You are pretty strong.
[ ] Pentagrams fascinate you.
[x] You feel kind of cursed.
[ ] Some of your clothes are shredded and bloodstained and you have no idea how they got that way.
Total: 3

--Zombie--
[ ] Your skin looks gray.
[ ] You rarely speak, but you do groan a lot.
[ ] Brains should be one of the food groups.
[ ] Your clothes are ratty and tattered.
[x] You're alive, but you feel dead. (Tired)
[ ] Being near fire makes you uncomfortable.
[ ] Guns scare you.
[ ] You're not very smart.
[ ] you have an insatiable desire to feed.
[ ] You lost your personality a long time ago.
Total: 1

--Ghost--
[x] You have some unfinished business to attend to.
[ ] You hang out in cemeteries.
[x] You enjoy playing pranks.
[x] Sometimes people act as if you aren't even there.
[x] You want revenge. (Mr. Toe-Killer, I'm not finished with him yet!)
[x] Death surrounds you.
[x] You feel lost.
[x] You like the fog.
[x] You have strange dreams about death/dying. (I'm just a little morbid... only a little)
Total: 8